Top 5 Female TV Characters | 01. Lucille Bluth
“If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.”
Judgmental Badger Face
1. The facial expression made when one knows they are far superior.
2. Often inclined to be made by Hermione Granger, Liz Lemon, Miranda Priestly and Lucille Bluth.
Liz: And meeting someone new — ugh, all the nodding and smiling and sibling-listing. And what’s the upside? It works and you have to have a bunch of sex?
Jack: Lemon, what do you want? Do you want to be alone for the rest of you life?
Liz: No! I just wish I could start a relationship about twelve years in when you really don’t have to try anymore and you can just sit around together and goof on tv shows and then go to bed without anybody trying any funny business.
30 Rock - 3.04 Gavin Volure
This… ‘stuff’? Oh… ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar De La Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St Laurent, wasn’t it, who showed cerulean military jackets? And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of 8 different designers. Then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic casual corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you’re wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff.
Liz: So, how about Lost this season?
Steven: Sorry. I don’t own a TV.
Liz: Really? What do you sit and look at?
Steven: I have hobbies, I participate in Vietnam War reenactments, and take pictures of interesting doors. And I spend a lot of time blogging about Star Wars.
Liz: Oh, really? You like Star Wars? I was Princess Leia like four Halloweens in a row. Recently.
Steven: Oh no no no, not the fantasy movie with the monsters. I’m talking about the strategic defense initiative.
Liz: Yeah, we should probably go ahead and order.
Steven: I’m just gonna get a salad. I really don’t care about food.